- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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