Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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