whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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