What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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I Raped And Killed A Little Girl Called Zoe. It All Started When I Raped A Girl In Her School, I Always Waited Outside Of Her School in my white van, one day the girl I raped before Zoe confronted me in my white van, I asked her if she wanted to see my puppies in the back of the van, she said yes, I locked her in there, I kidnapped her. The next day that girl Mysteriously Died. Iwonder how? Tee hee hee... The next day Zoe came up to my van, She also said yes about the puppies too! I kidnapped her and raped her. The next day I was rushed to hospital, I was revealed by the doctor I Had Been Diagnosed With HIV, I knew it was from her because she is the only girl I'd raped, So I walked home. When I Was Walking Home, I Was Thinking About How Angry I Was With That Lil' Bitch; I Was Thinking of ways to kill her, when I got home I heard her listen to; Bang Bang~ By Ariana Grande, Nikki Minaj And Jessie J. That Got Me thinking, Ah, that's how I am going to kill her. So I opened my cage and Got my gun out; I killed her. Blood Was Dripping Down from her head, I Grabbed the corpse and put It in my basement, after that I started licking her fanny, Drinking Her pussy juice. Then I drained all of her Blood out of her body and bottled it. After all the draining I had 600,000 Bottles. I Drunk one of them. and may I just say: it was delicious! After that, I went online and sold all the bottles to I.Am.A.Vampire.Com For £1million Pounds!! Man is now mega rich and I brought a slut and fucked her. I Now lift a fucking amazing life because of a vulnerable, Dumb Ass girl called Zoe. Thank you!!!!!

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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2 Penises

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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