- Anti Joke

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish