An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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