What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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Why was young Ferdinand sad? He had a very rough day. In the morning he woke up. To find a man in his room, and then the man raped him. Then, Ferdinand found out that his whole family was killed by an angry rat. Then, he realized his grandma took away all his Christmas presents and ate them. Then, the angry rat showed up and brutally murdered Ferdinand and ate him. The rat then burped up Ferdinand and his family's bones, and on Ferdinand's bone there was something wrong, indicating that Ferdinand had cancer and would've died the next day anyway. The rat then got cancer from Ferdinand, and it died. That is why Ferdinand was sad.

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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