Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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