How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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This is an anti joke

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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im at school

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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