- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

black people

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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