Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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