What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

My kids are mistakes.

Black Friday

Girls soccer

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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