- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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