- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Your grandma's cookies.

My kids are mistakes.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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