- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

whats white and sticky glue

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Your moms so old. She might die soon

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

what did one computer say to the other .........

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

a pornstar comes early to a party

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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