Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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whats the best selling shampoo for children and family? gerrmany's shampoo german engineering. i'm not sure I get anti jokes wait you don't need engineering for soap? HITLER DID -audience- thats mean who else was mean? uhh Mao? Stalin? STDS? -audience- no HITERWAS MEAN wat happen to him he became the leader and fuher of germany and was onn world domination? no he died abullet and a pill died killed him oh god 11 million people died because of him and we make jokes about it -its ANITjokes okay? t make this S$75 any better doesn't revive the fallen -okay......... LOL I bet that soap was actually eaten before by actidneet -jesus shutup okay ok.. sorry man .. wait man? single person? but waht abut "audience" I guess I want a crowd as big as hitlers but all I get is my twisted autism - billy turner died from autism and arrested for practicing naziism in public.

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

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An elderly man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Dad!" The old man replies, "Hi son. I'll have a Bud Light." The bartender serves his dad a Bud Light and says, "I'm thinking about going back to school to become a doctor." The old man says, "I'm an alcoholic." The bartender replies, "Great, another Bud Light coming up!"

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A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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everybody loves raymond

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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