What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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