- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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