- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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