- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

Your grandma's cookies.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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