black people

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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A kid has no friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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