Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

A kid has no friends.

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Sarah Palin

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

to get to the other side.

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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