If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

what did one computer say to the other .........

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

a pornstar comes early to a party

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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