- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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