I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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My Boyfriend

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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Anti Joke

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