whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Elizabeth Warren

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

A bar walks into a man

My dad

hi

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Women's rights...

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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