Katy Perry

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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Why did the man die in a car crash? Answer: He was not fallowing the traffic laws and therefore risking the life of himself and others. This may have resulted from the possibility that he was under the influence of alcohol, he was under the influence of drugs, he was emotionally unstable from a bread up, he was emotionally unstable from because of an abusive family, he was emotionally unstable from losing his job, he had an abusive childhood, he was emotionally impaired, he was high from lack of oxygen, he wanted to wear a blindfold, he didn't like his car, liked to spin the steering wheel a lot, he thought the gas was the break, or he just didn't like traffic laws.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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