- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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