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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

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what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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Well... My reputation is still kinda exaggerated apparently. What you experienced is called astral projection, some people claim it is the same as lucid dreaming, I beg to differ, the difference is vast. You basically just admitted that people believe much more in you, than you believe in yourself, without believing hypnosis does not work, people are like "bah its just suggestions", its true, but underestimating the power of suggestions is a pretty bad call.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." Then there is silence and a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone the guy says "I shot in the air and my friend heard it and moved. I think he's still alive." The operator says "Good that means he's still breathing and he's not dead."

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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