- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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