Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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