- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

4-4-2

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

I dont have a girlfriend

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Wright flyer

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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