Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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A Serbian Film

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