A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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Female rights.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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