What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

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Lets just say that we are beyond the stage where I am "just" trying, by the way, you might want to search that last comment for double negatives. Or you know NOT NOT. Do not take my word for it, but if I am not wrong, the bacteria (yogurt) leaves afterwards, so you are eating milk that has been eaten and then.. You know... A common "side effect" of hypnosis, is that when it is used, the one hypnotized (both in this case) end up feeling a "strange" case of closeness, stronger bonds, friendship etc, scientists wonder why... ITS LIKE DUH! WE BOTH REVEAL DEEP SECRETS TO EACH OTHER! THINGS WE DO NOT EVEN USUALLY TELL OURSELVES! Its a literal no brainer, scientits can go fuck themselves, because as far as I know, thats the only fuck they ever get.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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Women's Rights

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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