- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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