- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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