Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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fduck

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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Seven

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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Who is it?

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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