What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

So a baby seal walks into a club

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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