What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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fduck

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Seven

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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whos district champs not JM

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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Who is it?

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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