- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

long in the tooth!

Your grandma's cookies.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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