What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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scientology.

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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One day in Africa there was a family of Americans touring an African village. They were a happily married couple with a four year old son. This day however was a very sad day because a group of elephants came trampling through the village. The couple left there kids inside and went to help control the elephants. however the elephants killed them all with their feet. Now the little boy wandered outside because after all he was just a little boy. He was about to be killed when a baby elephant calmed down his mom, so he saved his life. The baby elephant then took the little boy back to the airport by which the married couple came because elephants are very smart. The boy didnt want to leave his new found friend the baby elephant but the little boy was then sent back and lived with his Uncle. When he was older, he had a child of his own, a little boy. One day he decided to take his son to a circus, that was from Africa. He didnt realize there would be elephants there. This day the elephants got spooked by a mice and started to stomp all around. Then the man realized his son was missing. He looked down to find his son about to be stomped on by this old elephant. Just as the elephant was about to stomp he and the man made eye contact. The man thought noticed the look in that elephants eyes, like he reconized them. He thought mabye, just mabye it was the same elephant he was saved by. Turns out it wasn't and the elephant killed his son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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