- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

I dont have a girlfriend

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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