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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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