- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

Wright flyer

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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