- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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