Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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