What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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