- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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