- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Sarah Palin

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

a black man did not eat chicken.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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