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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Michel Moor on a die...

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

I woke up today

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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