A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

The Morman Religion.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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