- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

The Female Orgasm

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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