What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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My Boyfriend

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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