What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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Vaginal secretions

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Elizabeth Warren

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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