a black man did not eat chicken.

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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