- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

I dont have a girlfriend

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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