- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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