- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

what to call someone thats gay zak

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

My dad

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

Elizabeth Warren

A bar walks into a man

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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