whats the best selling shampoo for children and family? gerrmany's shampoo german engineering. i'm not sure I get anti jokes wait you don't need engineering for soap? HITLER DID -audience- thats mean who else was mean? uhh Mao? Stalin? STDS? -audience- no HITERWAS MEAN wat happen to him he became the leader and fuher of germany and was onn world domination? no he died abullet and a pill died killed him oh god 11 million people died because of him and we make jokes about it -its ANITjokes okay? t make this S$75 any better doesn't revive the fallen -okay......... LOL I bet that soap was actually eaten before by actidneet -jesus shutup okay ok.. sorry man .. wait man? single person? but waht abut "audience" I guess I want a crowd as big as hitlers but all I get is my twisted autism - billy turner died from autism and arrested for practicing naziism in public.

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what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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GONNA

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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