how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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