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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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My kids are mistakes.

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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Your grandma's cookies.

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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