why is this joke funny because your laughing

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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don't read this

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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ejaculation JLR

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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