Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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speech and debate.

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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long in the tooth!

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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My kids are mistakes.

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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