Two friends that are 11 years old are fighting with each other, and one of them says, " Shut the front door." The other friend replies, "We don't even have a front door, because we're both homeless, and we're never going to be adopted because we're on an island, that's how we became friends in the first place."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Knock knock What?

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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