- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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