What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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It's long!

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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