- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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