- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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