A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Oh s***

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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