- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

THE END.

women's rights

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

What's round and orangey? An orange.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

tommy is retared

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