- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Oh s***

Replacement Referees

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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