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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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