- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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