What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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shut up elliot

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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