Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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Who is it?

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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a pornstar comes early to a party

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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